1. As long as everyone has been fed, the house can remain a mess.
2. I’m definitely older than I thought.
3. Friends are support groups, clergy, doctors, psychologists, reality-checkers, cheerleaders and sanity keepers all wrapped up into one (shout out to the Squad…and that includes you Leah).
4. My husband is my true and necessary partner.
5. Bitchy, passive-aggressive women who don’t have children at home and who don’t work for a living deserve 0% of my time or worry.
You are an inspiration and a helluva lot of fun to work with!
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I wanted to leave a comment, but I could not log in. So here it is: Completely identify with 1,2, 3. Envious of 4, and have met the bitch of 5.